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Author:  Yorke [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:09 am ]
Post subject:  There is a 99% chance that I have now won the internet.

Long have I thought to myself, "Wow, you really are awesome. There's a great chance that you're better than everyone else on the internet." It took a lot of thinking/doing, and I feel as though I have found proof that I am the best person on the internet. I have found that which serves as the envy of all who wish to view internet videos. I would like to apologize to the following people as a result of my recent findings:

Ploid - You post more on this site than any other. You're my brotha from anotha motha, and the second blackest person that posts on this site. You've posted more random tidbits of information than anyone. I'd like to also use this apology post as a shoutout...you'll see why.

Lutia - You likely have the most ethically disturbing (see your recent post on fuck-dolls) browser history in Eden(internet????) history. However, I feel as though your efforts to fully exemplify and convey a cornucopia of internet search Booleans may have been in vain, as I have found that which one would likely consider the Holy Grail of Youtube videos.

Sefadin - For not texting you this link before I shared it with these commoners. I want you to know (not kidding) that I thought of you immediately when I watched this for some reason. You share little affiliation with the video to say the least, but I do feel as though you understand more than any other, and for that...I thank you.

Amylea - For going black and then attempting to go back.

Safersephx - I just want to apologize for glorifying the person in this video. They are a hero in my eyes, and I feel as though this should not adversely affect our relationship.

Superman - Kryptonite is for pussies, pussy. No one will give a fuck about you after watching this video anyway, so you might as well retire.

Ant - I used to smoke roaches, which are related to your kind. I apologize ;/

Maddox - This person's life's biggest regret is that they are not a pirate.

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And without further adieu, I give you the greatest video in internet history. Anyone who disagrees in wrong, as everyone should and presumably will agree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cmPQYdfg2k

Author:  Lolmy [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:43 am ]
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This gives an all new meaning to my life motto: "What a nappy headed ho"

Author:  ItsSeflol [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:56 am ]
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I heard about this earlier, crazy insane.
The best part of the video is how she's so casual about it, like she knew.
Or maybe she did. :o

Author:  Yorke [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:02 pm ]
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I could not believe what I was hearing when I heard this.

Author:  Mrdude [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:01 pm ]
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tl;dr

will watch after work tho!

Author:  Aemora [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:20 pm ]
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You have not won the internets.

Author:  Yorke [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:53 pm ]
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Incorrect.

Author:  Lutia [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:04 pm ]
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Lame. I do not approve.

Author:  Yorke [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:24 pm ]
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Yorke wrote:
Incorrect.

Author:  Lutia [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:31 pm ]
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Why do you think YOU have won the internet anyway. That fat girl is you?

Author:  Lolmy [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:19 pm ]
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One small step for mankind, one giant leap for vedder'skind? etc.

Author:  sera [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:32 pm ]
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hey she invested a lot of money in that weave
and it saved her lief

Author:  Ploid [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:53 pm ]
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I don't approve of weaves. And if you cut your hair make sure you'd look good with it short, I like short hair but on small heads.

Good stuff VD.
Because every thread needs pictures.
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Author:  Kooyo [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:46 pm ]
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why am i not one of the people that u spoke about??? :cry2:

Author:  ItsSeflol [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:59 pm ]
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It was implied you are awesome?

Author:  Mrdude [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:46 pm ]
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By the responses I will not bother reading and watching unless there is some positive feed back.

Author:  Ploid [ Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:03 am ]
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Dude a girl stopped a bullet with fake hair. Why would you need more reason to see it?

Author:  Kooyo [ Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:07 am ]
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i stop bullets with my mind :plain:

Author:  ItsSeflol [ Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:22 am ]
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Kqq:
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Author:  Yorke [ Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:45 pm ]
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Lolmy wrote:
One small step for mankind, one giant leap for vedder'skind? etc.

ty amy

It's good to see that some people can get past the racial and gender qualities of the thread.

Kooyo - I don't owe you an apology for anything? Or do I?

Ploid - I agree, that's legendary.

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