So my girlfriend is like, terrible at giving me stuff, and suprising me with stuff, and stuff. Like, I'm the pro at it. I convinced her she'd kill a hamster after she wanted one for so long, then bought her one and gave it to her when she woke up, and he face was pro. I got her 5 awesome christmas presents and I always suprise her with stuff, like candlelit dinners when she finishes work, or kinky sex toys for... kinky sex. But the point is, she's terrible at these things cuz she just doesn't know how to keep stuff secret or to do evil plotting.
She didn't want a huge fuss, no presents or anything. So, I got up for work at 7am, and left her a card with the wording, "In the lunchbox of life, you are the suprise little yummy thing that someone stuck in. I love you lots and a lots and a lots! Davron~ xxx", and left her a single red rose with a small diamonte resting next to the card. She woke up and was all like, "omggggggg <3" when I was on work, perfect. She told me the night before that she didn't get me a card cuz we apparently agreed to it. HOWEVER, I demanded that it was her turn to do something fancy for me, cuz she never ever does.
So because we both work Saturdays, we celebrated Valentines today (sunday). She stayed over mine, we had sex, blahblahblah... ended up at her mothers house. He mother gtfo'd to go to he friends, and we had the place to ourselves. We went to the kitchen and prepared pizza dough, then Liz went and got me a stick with a pin on the end of it, and said, "this is part of the suprise"... Wtf, I thought, kinky S&M sex!??!
Anyway, we made the dough and left it to rise. Then she went to her room, and I followed her. She went in and closed the door, locking me outside. There, outside her door was a purple balloon with string dangling down from it, and on the other end a paper heart with the words "I love you because..." The stickpin was meant for me to burst the balloon. So I popped it, and out fell shitloads of confetti and another piece of paper, on which it read "you are a sex muffin!" I lol'd, then opened the door.
There, in her room, were 20 more balloons, each with the heart attached to the string, and each filled with confetti shaped like hearts and butterflies and flowers. Pink and Purple balloons. There were candles lit, and my favorite chocolate on the windowsil lined out to spell "ilu". All around the room were wooden roses wrapped around her furniture, and shattered glazed glass for decorative purposes, and her, my girlfriend, on the bed in brand new underwear, staring at me, smiling.
Omgggggggggggggggg... I was like, "omgggggggggggggggg". Seriously, I could not stop smiling. She then encouraged me to pop the balloons, and inside each of them were reasons why she loves me. It was like, the best thing ever. As they all popped, the confetti went everywhere, and the place was covered in hearts and butterflies and awesomeness. It was so truly epic. She kissed every piece of paper with her favorite lipstick, and it was just mega romantic.
Then, once all the balloons were popped, and we had the best sex ever on the bed/desk/carpet, she said, "Are you ready for you present now?" ...Wtf, there's more?!
She leant over, and pulled a photoframe from underneath her bed. Inside it was a picture I asked her to draw over 4 months ago, but she never bothered finishing it. But she did, and it looks absolutely amazing. This is the picture:
Holy shit, it looks fucking amazing... She's an art student, incase you can't tell.
I have like, the best girlfriend ever. We got back to mine, she gave me a back massage. I cleared my desk, and the picture of my alter-me sits proudly next to my screen.
I <3 you Liz!
... So what you guys get?!?!
