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 Post subject: some more jokes
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:24 pm 
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Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.

















Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:25 pm 
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Hmmm, snow.

The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:07 pm 
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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:44 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:00 am 
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GIVING HER WHAT, GIVING HER WHAT?!
Also, was funny, but I didn't laugh, but it was agreeable.

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:30 am 
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This one day Sef and I are walking through this field and we see this sheep with his head stuck in a fence.

I was feeling particularly frisky, so I turn to Sef and I say "Man I'm really horny, I'm gonna fuck this sheep right here."

So I pull down my pants and start banging this sheep. I get done and I'm all sweaty and shit. Sef turns to me and says "Damn, I'm horny as hell too, and that looked a lot of fun. Mind if I step in?"

So I'm like "nah, man, I'm spent, go ahead."

He's like "Awesome"

So I pull my pants up, and as I turn back around I see that Sef has his head stuck in the fence.

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:18 am 
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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:26 am 
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Couldn't make that up.

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:41 am 
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Not gunna say it didn't happen.

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:48 am 
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Yorke wrote:
This one day Sef and I are walking through this field and we see this sheep with his head stuck in a fence.

I was feeling particularly frisky, so I turn to Sef and I say "Man I'm really horny, I'm gonna fuck this sheep right here."

So I pull down my pants and start banging this sheep. I get done and I'm all sweaty and shit. Sef turns to me and says "Damn, I'm horny as hell too, and that looked a lot of fun. Mind if I step in?"

So I'm like "nah, man, I'm spent, go ahead."

He's like "Awesome"

So I pull my pants up, and as I turn back around I see that Sef has his head stuck in the fence.


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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:48 am 
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Precisely.

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 Post subject: Snow day
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:55 pm 
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Mrdude.

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
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I enjoyed this story. :D

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:30 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:56 am 
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This does not surprise me.

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 Post subject: Re: Snow day
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Aemora wrote:
Mrdude.


lmfao

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:17 am 
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Glad someone got it. ^^

THETA SASH GO!

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:46 am 
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why you continue to talk?

Your post count will never again be comparable, asshole.

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
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Quality not quantity.

Your bitches should've taught you that by now.

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 Post subject: Re: some more jokes
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Aemora wrote:
Quality not quantity.

Your bitches should've taught you that by now.


All of my 7k posts (including the stolen ones) have been amazing.

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