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| Author: | Tyriac [ Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | some more jokes |
Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!" A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to. Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?" |
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| Author: | Tyriac [ Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some more jokes |
Hmmm, snow. The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day. |
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| Author: | Scorsese [ Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some more jokes |
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME! |
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| Author: | sera [ Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:44 pm ] |
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| Author: | ItsSeflol [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some more jokes |
GIVING HER WHAT, GIVING HER WHAT?! Also, was funny, but I didn't laugh, but it was agreeable. |
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| Author: | Yorke [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some more jokes |
This one day Sef and I are walking through this field and we see this sheep with his head stuck in a fence. I was feeling particularly frisky, so I turn to Sef and I say "Man I'm really horny, I'm gonna fuck this sheep right here." So I pull down my pants and start banging this sheep. I get done and I'm all sweaty and shit. Sef turns to me and says "Damn, I'm horny as hell too, and that looked a lot of fun. Mind if I step in?" So I'm like "nah, man, I'm spent, go ahead." He's like "Awesome" So I pull my pants up, and as I turn back around I see that Sef has his head stuck in the fence. |
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| Author: | Lolmy [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some more jokes |
ts? |
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| Author: | Yorke [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:26 am ] |
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Couldn't make that up. |
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| Author: | ItsSeflol [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:41 am ] |
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Not gunna say it didn't happen. |
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| Author: | Ploid [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some more jokes |
Yorke wrote: This one day Sef and I are walking through this field and we see this sheep with his head stuck in a fence. I was feeling particularly frisky, so I turn to Sef and I say "Man I'm really horny, I'm gonna fuck this sheep right here." So I pull down my pants and start banging this sheep. I get done and I'm all sweaty and shit. Sef turns to me and says "Damn, I'm horny as hell too, and that looked a lot of fun. Mind if I step in?" So I'm like "nah, man, I'm spent, go ahead." He's like "Awesome" So I pull my pants up, and as I turn back around I see that Sef has his head stuck in the fence. 
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| Author: | Yorke [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some more jokes |
Precisely. |
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| Author: | Aemora [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Snow day |
Mrdude. |
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| Author: | Scorsese [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some more jokes |
I enjoyed this story. 
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| Author: | Mrdude [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some more jokes |
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| Author: | ItsSeflol [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:56 am ] |
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This does not surprise me. |
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| Author: | Yorke [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Snow day |
Aemora wrote: Mrdude. lmfao |
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| Author: | Aemora [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some more jokes |
Glad someone got it. ^^ THETA SASH GO! |
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| Author: | Mrdude [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:46 am ] |
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why you continue to talk? Your post count will never again be comparable, asshole. |
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| Author: | Aemora [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some more jokes |
Quality not quantity. Your bitches should've taught you that by now. |
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| Author: | Yorke [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: some more jokes |
Aemora wrote: Quality not quantity. Your bitches should've taught you that by now. All of my 7k posts (including the stolen ones) have been amazing. |
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