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Author:  Yorke [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:06 pm ]
Post subject:  I just left the movie "Torque" on for 3 minutes...

New record?

Author:  Knyght [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:47 pm ]
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uh, what?

Author:  Yorke [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:05 pm ]
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Just tell me if I set the record or not.

Author:  Ploid [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:20 pm ]
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I watched the whole thing. I have a motorcycle, and fantasize about racing it. Although sometimes when there are absolutely no cops around I do speed through the streets or highways. Gotta love the not too dense southern roads.

Author:  Yorke [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:24 pm ]
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How could you do it? I literally had it on that long before I saw nitrous shoot out from what looked like the inside of a motorcycle, then his eye, then out of his tailpipe on the motorcycle. I then decided "the dude that wrote this movie is a giant tool."

I don't mind motorcycles but I have to draw the line with this gayness.

Author:  Ploid [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:41 pm ]
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Oh my bad, I mixed this movie up with biker boys. I have never had the chance to catch this movie oddly.

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Kept that movie easy on the eyes. And it had Laurence Fishburne in it, that guy can make pretty much anything seem serious. It was kinda a western, on metal horses.

Author:  Lolmy [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:42 pm ]
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Is this the bike movie with "Ice Cream" or cube or whatever, shit looked terrible

Author:  Yorke [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:52 pm ]
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I just clicked back to FX and saw Ice Cube so yeah. Also some dude with the coolest mullet ever, likely the highlight of the film.

Author:  Yorke [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:56 pm ]
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Just for the record Biker Boys sounds worse based on name alone.

Author:  Ploid [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:22 pm ]
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Biker boys wasn't bad. It was just the name of this noob biker group. It's not a eloquent earth shattering movie like Good Will Hunting (never watched it. It just sounds like some crap movie people would regard as a standard of civilized movies), but it's a movie.

Author:  Yorke [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:27 pm ]
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I don't know, I have little faith in movies titled as such. I used to have this roommate in college who was like, obsessed with Fast and the Furious. His 95 Acura Integra became "THE COOLEST FUCKING CAR EVER" even though it was like the gayest fucking car ever to anyone who knew anything.

Author:  Ploid [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:30 pm ]
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Hey mang, The Fast and The Furious was a great movie. How dare you. I skipped 2, and didn't care much for 3 however.

Author:  Yorke [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:35 pm ]
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I was unaware that there was even a 3rd one. Hey, I can hate on that movie if I want. First of all, there was no black lead actor. Clearly the casting director is racist.

Vin Diesel. That is all.

Paul Walker looks like I dipped him into a giant vat of faggot. Only good thing was that one girl who Paul Walker was trying to tag. If I were starring in that movie I would have banged her for sure.

Author:  Ploid [ Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:05 pm ]
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Paul's character was meant to be typical socal dude. If he was another way the movie would have been different. He was playing a clueless california guy that would be easily absorbed into this group thanks to his connections (nos, being able to help Dom, fbi provided cars). This was my first dvd, and it's like popcorn each time I watch it. And yes Jordana Brewster is the eye candy of this movie. Michelle is just too hard in this (and most of the other stuff).

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Author:  ItsSeflol [ Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:38 am ]
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I'm like a little big kid with a real big mouth
And you're gonna have to catch me if you wanna wash it out,
Cuz I'll be standin' on the corner, callin' you names,
With my juvenile skills and juvenile games

Cuz I'm a fast motherfucker,
Let me tell you 'bout it sucker,
Said if you fuck with me, I'll fuck your mother,
Your sister, too, and your best girlfriend,
Then I'll line 'em up, and put 'em end to end,
And then I'll stick it in, I'll pull it out,
I'll grab your face and then I'll cum in your mouth.
It tastes good, don't it?
It tastes good, huh?
And you know it.

Author:  Ploid [ Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:11 am ]
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What the crap..... :wtf:

Author:  ItsSeflol [ Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:50 am ]
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Is there a problem, young Ploidian?

Author:  Yorke [ Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:18 am ]
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I fucked up my face sledding tonight.

Author:  ItsSeflol [ Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:40 am ]
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National treasure ruined?

Author:  Yorke [ Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:34 pm ]
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Yes, I never knew how dangerous sledding could be but on our VERY FUCKING LAST run down the hill everyone seemed to follow me down the hill and ended up with me bracing their momentum with the right side of my face dragging in the snow.

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