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Mertron

Post subject: A Thanksgiving Toast.

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:35 am

President

Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:35 am
Posts: 1726
Location: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM

Anybody caught buttering their bread before breaking it, I promise to shoot them.
Anybody who drinks their beverage with food still in their mouth will also be shot.
Anybody caught spooning toward themself will be shot.
Anybody caught without a napkin in their lap...
Anybody caught using their fingers to move their food...
Anybody who begins eating before everybody is served...
Anybody who blows on food to cool it...
Anybody who talks with food in their mouth...
Anybody who drinks white wine holding their glass by the bowl or drinks red wine holding their glass by the stem...
You will each of you get a bullet in the head.

We are 30,000 feet above the earth, going 455 miles per hour. We're at a pinnacle of human achievement, and we are going to eat this meal as civilized human beings.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Ploid

Post subject: Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:11 am

Random Man

Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:22 am
Posts: 8958

Screw all those rules. I push food with my thumb if it won't get on the utensil. Eating civilized* sucks. If I had to eat like that I'd just do a few bites, be done, and eat for real when I can eat the way I want back at home, or something.

Napkin in my lap? lol.

Wipe my mouth with a napkin every few seconds when there's no real need to? ha.

Waiting until everyone is served? What is this socialism?

I'm glad I don't have to eat at televised events, or such where the dinner is just a show, packed with formality.

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Iticus

Post subject: Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:18 am

K-Fed Stunt Double

Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:35 pm
Posts: 1640
Location: shopping for white tees

Trade you this here bullet casing for half your land.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Much love.

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ItsSeflol

Post subject: Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:01 pm

Purposely trained wrong as a joke.

Joined: Thu May 08, 2008 7:04 am
Posts: 7548
Location: Toronto

lolamericanthxgiving

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Bodycount

Post subject: Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:14 pm

Bitter Canadian

Joined: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:42 pm
Posts: 4152

last month wants it's holiday back!
happy holidays tho :beer:

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Lilman

Post subject: Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:18 pm

Goblin Smithy

Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:36 pm
Posts: 105

Happy Thanksgiving all!

And gtfo with this happy holidays nonsense.

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Mrdude

Post subject: Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:27 pm

Ice is strong against fire!!

Joined: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:23 am
Posts: 6828
Location: Canada!

I agree with bc

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Mirabella

Post subject: Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:49 pm

Gabey's Mom

Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:21 pm
Posts: 572

Happy Turkey day!

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Iticus

Post subject: Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:32 pm

K-Fed Stunt Double

Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:35 pm
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Location: shopping for white tees

I'd hit it.

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Tyriac

Post subject: Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:25 am

lolmithrapld

Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:23 pm
Posts: 4324

Happy thanksgiving to you all (ok day late)
I joined in with the festivities on ff by dressing as Santa (i thought everyone trusted santa) and giving away free silver imperial coins at the coin guy. you wouldn't believe how many people refused lol

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Dhiloda

Post subject: Re: A Thanksgiving Toast.

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:34 am

Doesn't work without batteries

Joined: Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:08 am
Posts: 876

Ballz.

You're supposed to hold the stem of a wine glass, no matter the type.

Some cultures would consider it rude to wait for everyone to be served and let the food cool.

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