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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:27 pm 
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A Queens nurse allegedly channeled Lorena Bobbitt as she exacted revenge yesterday on her hubby for his infidelity.

The woman, feeling burned over her husband's cheating, woke him up by pouring a "big pot" of scalding water over his genitals, the victim told The Post.

"I was in bed, I was fast asleep . . . She came into the bedroom and poured hot water all over me," Emmanuel "Ojo" Ojofeitimi, 67, said last night from his hospital bed, where he was being treated for second- and third-degree burns over 30 percent of his body.

"I didn't know what had happened. By the time I woke up, the skin was falling off," Ojofeitimi said.

"It sounded like a woman screaming," a neighbor in their Springfield Gardens building said of the 6 a.m. attack.

Ojofeitimi's wife, Oyindamola, 67, was charged with assault and harassment and was ordered held in lieu of $100,000 at her arraignment last night.

Her lawyer, Jennifer Michaelson, said Ojofeitimi "had a history of abusing her both physically and psychologically."

A law-enforcement source said Oyindamola had been "upset about a recent infidelity."

Ojofeitimi said his wife was wielding a large hunk of wood expecting that he would attack her after she scalded him.

"I don't know whether she flipped out, or something happened . . . I didn't anticipate this at all," he said.

Ojofeitimi, a Nigerian immigrant and nurse himself who previously was vice president of patient-care services at New Island Hospital in Bethpage, LI, said his wife has been steaming about his cheating.

Despite his claims of being faithful lately, Oyindamola, who has four grown children with him, "never lets it go," he said.

"She does not know how to forgive and forget; she doesn't let anything go by," he said. "If I come home late from work, she's always assuming that I'm with a woman."

But Ojofeitimi said his wife of 21 years, who is from Grenada, had never gotten violent before.

The attack echoed Bobbitt's infamous assault on then-husband John Wayne Bobbitt, when she hacked off his penis as he slept.

"I just jumped up and called 911," Ojofeitimi said.

He said Oyindamola put cold compresses on his burns, which ranged from his knees to his abdomen and also were on his arm, back and face. Ojofeitimi was taken to Nassau University Medical Center, where cops interviewed him and then arrested his wife.

But Ojofeitimi said, "I will file for divorce, but I don't want her in jail."


http://www.nypost.com/seven/07282009/news/regionalnews/great_balls_afire__181758.htm

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:45 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:58 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:07 pm 
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Dating women is a hazard. Never know what crazy thing they will do next, yet we can't live without them. The fact that many feel like they have to do stuff like this to us while we're sleeping is scary. Heck they would even probably put rupees in the food they made for us on a special occasion and cut it off.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:34 pm 
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Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.

Alright calm down, relax, start breathin'..

Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin'.
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?
Fuck slittin' her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!

Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?
(What? She tripped, fell and landed on his dick?)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady,
But think about the baby before you get all crazy.

Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard,
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES?

What'chu say? (What's wrong, didn't think I'd remember?)
I'mma kill you motherfucker!

Uh-uh, Temper temper!
Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A.,
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went,
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:40 pm 
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[BANG] [CHCH] [BANG]

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:42 pm 
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Spraying someone in the face with water while they're sleep is more cruel than throwing a bucket full of ice cold water, with sharp cubes of ice, at them when they're awake. Waking up someone with something is like 10x worse than doing it to them when they're awake. I think I almost cursed my own mother out the one time she used a water spay on me to wake me up one day. Never happened again, she was a immature kid.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:44 pm 
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nbd????

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:51 pm 
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Ok what does nbd mean?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:56 pm 
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No big deal ;/

Been a while since you guys may have seen that one.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:35 pm 
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Somebody sent me a email with "plz" in it. Someone I see daily in real life. I thought it was cute, yet out of their character. Never going to see them the same way anymore. Ruined my perfect image of her.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:10 pm 
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She's prolly cute ;(

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:26 pm 
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Thanks for getting the internet back up for your family btw ;)

lol sorry, first thing to pop in my mind.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:31 pm 
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hahaha, posting from my brother's laptop atm....the only computer I have left that has FFXI on it.

I'm a beast, what can I say.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:39 pm 
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Anyway, you want to see cute? This is cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhQ9GfJmQYc&fmt=18

Looks like a game I could buy for my little cousins. But it looks like the opposite (clothes look a bit too skank). They loved the space channel 5 game I gave them (they are girls, sisters around 6 and 10). Might have been very tough for them, but shoot shoot che or whatever it says keeps them busy.

Btw what happened to awesome games for kids? This kind of production in a game (the animation) would be awesome for a barbie game. Yet they get crap, no wonder girls can't get into games, and I couldn't play ffxi.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:31 am 
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Yorke wrote:
I'm a beast, what can I say.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:09 am 
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ItsSeflol wrote:
Yorke wrote:
I'm a beast, what can I say.

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That's What Sef Said?


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:43 pm 
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eww negatory

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:28 pm 
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How awkward.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:31 pm 
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I bet she jus thought he had shrinkage from the cold front moving through???

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