Your mom and I recreated the crucifixion of Jesus, I nailed her for three days.

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I'm not a big supporter of mother lovers. (Sef won't get this since he was unable to watch the SNL skit on Hulu)

Oh here
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=29a_1241979325

Motherlover lyrics:

Andy Samberg: Oh dang..

Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?

AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.

JT:Didn’t get a gift for her.

AS: Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so dissappointed.

JT: Damn I forgot it too.

AS: This could have been avoided.

Both: What the hell are we gonna do?

JT: My mom’s been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left.

AS: COLD

JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.

AS: I know just what you mean,
my mom’s been so sad and gray

JT: Word

AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.

AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

Both: Slow up

AS: What time is it dawg?

JT: It’s time for a switcharoo

Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean

’cause I’m a Mother Lover
you’re a Mother Lover
We should fuck each other’s mothers

JT:Fuck each other’s moms
You’ve seen that place that you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms

Both:

’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
clutchin’ on this lube and roses

JT: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses

AS: They will be so surprised

JT: We are so cool and thoughtful

AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom

JT: I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Both:Show’d up

JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile

Both: Straight up

AS: Give it to my mom d – d- d – d- d – d – doggystyle

Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day

‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
you’re a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers

JT:Fuck each others moms
I’ll push in their place
where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms

AS:Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father

JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father

AS:I’ll let you do my mother
make me another brother
and I’m gonna do your mother
I’ll never use a rubber

JT: OH

’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’m a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

lol, this guy next to me is watching hannah montana on youtube and won't stop laughing, lewl

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After all that waiting, that Mother's Day thing was not nearly as funny as people made it out to be.

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